What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

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Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Why does poop smell bad?

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

What were Hitler’s habits?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Unacceptable again!

What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

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Still no good

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do you think there will ever be peace in the Middle East as long as Israel exists?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts